My New Financial Plan

With the current financial crisis, I've done some evaluation and here's my new plan:

• If I had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, I would have $49.00 today.
• If I had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, I would have $33.00 today.
• If I had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, I would have $0.00 today.
• If I had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, I would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.